I'm male, 89 years old, and am a giant, Empire State Building-climbing ape.

• Interests

  • Bananas
  • Climbing stuff
  • HTML

• Jobs

  1. Giant ape
  2. Web developer

• Where I Went to School

  1. Diddy Kong Jr. High School
  2. Donkey Kong Sr. High School
  3. Harvard University (BA)
  4. Yale University (JD) (Current)

• Favorite Quotes

  • "If at first you don't succeed, climb a giant building."
  • "A banana in the hand is worth two on the tree."